January 31, 2014

Survey: Everyone at Brandeis Has Seen Frozen Except You

Statistics indicate that everyone has seen the new addition to the Disney canon, Frozen, except you. “I’m impressed by the complicated and unusual relationship that Disney has tackled with this movie, I don’t know a single person who hasn’t seen it,” says East Quad Community Advisor Jeremy Marks, “Next year, I’m going to make my entire hall Frozen themed.”

Disney has released the film to critical acclaim, based on The Snow Queen by Hans Christian Anderson. You would have known that if you had bothered to see the movie while it was in theaters.

“My go to karaoke song is ‘Let It Go’,” says junior film Teaching Assistant Amanda Groban, “I listen to it every night before I go to bed. Elsa is definitely my Disney Princess. She’s a strong, multi-dimensional character. I just can’t imagine that there is a single person on the Brandeis Campus who hasn’t seen this triumph of cinema.”

“I think that Frozen is a wonderful film, I don’t believe that a single person has not seen the film on campus. So much so, that I’m going to include the screenplay of the film as a required summer reading for the Class of 2018,” says Fred Lawrence.

As of this moment, reports indicate that you plan to watch it today despite the fact that you cannot find any streaming sites of dubious legality.

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