March 18, 2014

Brandeis Mascot Seen Panhandling in Harvard Square

Holding a crude sign made of cardboard, Louis Brandeis was asking better off universities for financial assistance in Harvard Square, Tuesday afternoon.

Some are calling this a low-point in the mascot’s battle with crippling debts and financial insecurity.

“It was pretty embarrassing when Louis started stripping last semester but this is worse,” said sophomore Corey Laymen. “I just hope he doesn’t resort to more drastic measures.”

When asked to comment, the large-headed judiciary offered no words but did put out his fist for a fist bump.

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