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Turkeys Revolt Against Remaining Hungry Brandeis Student Population Over Thanksgivikkah

The turkey’s of Brandeis rejoiced this Thanksgivikkah after their war with Brandeis students ended in victory. The victory has been credited to the cosmological combination of Thanksgiving and Hanukkah, known as “Thanksgivikkah”. Aaron Gobblestine, a wild turkey at Brandeis, says “We have always cowered in fear of the human  population Read More