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Freshman Has Emotional Breakdown Upon Learning that Louis Brandeis Is Dead

On November 24th, a freshman student caused a commotion after receiving the tragic news that University’s namesake Louis D. Brandeis was, in fact, no longer alive. Many prospective students apply to Brandeis as die-hard Louis Brandeis fans, and some are taking the news of their idol’s half-century old death harder Read More

First of the Pachanga Babies Expected after Thanksgiving

Brandeis students remember Pachanga 2013 fondly. The community was overwhelmingly happy that they could take something designed to promote international harmony and turn it into a lust-induced festival of sex. Invigorated students took the event as an opportunity to copulate wherever they could, be it beds, bathrooms, Massell Quad showers, Read More